Hufflepuff house is haunted by the Fat Friar, who was executed because senior churchmen grew suspicious of his ability to cure the pox merely by poking peasants with a stick, and his ill-advised habit of pulling rabbits out of the communion cup.
Goddamn Hufflepuffs get the best everything
pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen
being the third wheel
would you rather have no internet connection or no friends